“You know what? This is gold.” Jason quickly whips out his phone and begins to record: it is not everyday where you can get to see the Bruce Wayne acting like this and it makes for good blackmail material. He swallows the urge to burst out laughing. “His wisdom teeth are completely removed and unfortunately, he is still under.” You explain upon catching sight of Jason’s expression and he snorts, rolling his eyes at the irony.
#Mother goose club peek a boo free#
Are you a model? Do I model? I think I lost my nose again.” Bruce tries to pat his face with his free hand but ends up scrunching his nose and Jason’s jaw almost drops and he swallows the curse that did not quite manage to leave his mouth. “Who are you? She married me - she is my wife.” Bruce furrows his eyebrows and then tilts his head to the side. “I thought the old bat’s fine now.” He side-glances Bruce and Bruce is staring at him with a very sour expression on his face.īefore you can reply Jason, Bruce speaks up. He walks over to you, giving you a kiss on the cheek. “Am I interrupting something?” Jason raises one of his eyebrows as he takes in the sight of Bruce in his hospital gown on the bed and you are sitting beside him. Before he could even move his lips further up your arm, a knock resounds in the room and when you turn toward the door, Jason is leaning against the doorframe. “I love steak but I think I love you the most, even more than steak.” He tells you as a matter-of-factly, bringing your fingers to his lips. We had our wedding at the ranch and we also had the most amazing steak served during the reception.” Ever since you were a child, you have always wanted to get married at your grandma’s old ranch into something so magical, it almost feel as though you had gotten married yesterday instead of all of those years ago with how vivid they are in your mind. You nod your head of course that particular bit of information is the one Bruce would zone in on. “I doubt Alfred would like it if we have the wedding in the backyard - he recently planted those rose seeds.” “I am your wife though.” You show him your finger and Bruce gasps and the smile on his face widens. “We can have our wedding in my backyard - did you know that my backyard is big? You see, Alfred takes really good care of it. “You can put me out of my misery and marry me.” He tells you with a straight face and you almost thought he had come down from his high if it was not for the fact that his words had been a little bit slurred and he is talking to your chest instead of looking at you directly in the eyes. “What am I going to do with you?”īruce tilts his head to the side. “Silly Bruce.” You giggle and Bruce grins, taking a hold of your hand. You bop his nose with your pointer finger. “Is my nose here? I cannot see it.” Bruce turns to look at you, eyes wide in fear now as he looks away from his nose to you. “But how? I am way below your league…” He trails off, shaking his head and then narrowing his eyes as he stares at the end of his nose. “You know me!?” His eyes widen comically and you nod your head, stifling your laughter once more. “You are so high off your head, Bruce Wayne.” You point out, amusement and concern mixed into one, given the current circumstance that had landed him in this predicament. You raise your free hand to stifle your laughter and once you have gathered your wits, you give Bruce a small smile. This time you really cannot help the chuckle that left your mouth. I think you are really the nicest and most beautiful person I have ever met since my mother. “But I want to marry you sometime soon - you are available right? I want to be your boyfriend. At the same time, seeing the ever calm, collected and composed Bruce Wayne talking like this is enough to make your day, actually it is probably enough to make your entire year and then some. “You are definitely way out of my league.” He says breathlessly, a slightly dazed smile crossing his lips and despite being married to him for quite a long time, his words still managed to bring a blush to your cheeks. Never in a million years where you imagined this would ever happen. There are some things in life that you never question whenever it is thrown at you like this one thing, for example. Note: I have never gotten my wisdom teeth removed and this is mostly just based on lots of videos of people being high after their wisdom teeth removed. Summary: You never would have thought this would ever happen but it did.
I had it written out but rewrote it earlier because why not? As per usual, there are probably a lot of mistakes here and there.